Abstract We examine the collider signatures of a WIMP dark matter scenario comprising a singlet fermion and an SU(2) n-plet fermion. with a focus on n = 3 and n = 5. The singlet and n-plet masses are of the order of the electroweak scale. The n-plet contains new charged particles which will be copiously pair-produced at the LHC. https://www.spidertattooz.com/USC-Trojans-9FIFTY-Snapback-Hat/